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转发了 烤尾巴吃的狐狸 的微博:这段笔记里的妹子挺萌的。小偷半夜入室盗窃，看到屋里有个十来岁的妹子，在灯下看书，一旁的小丫鬟熬不住，低着头已经睡熟了。小偷肆无忌惮地见啥拿啥，临走时，发现妹子当自己是小透明，看都没看一眼。他觉得这是对自己的不尊重，就拍了下妹子。妹子一下炸毛了：“你是不是想死！”把小偷收拾了一顿… ​​​原图 赞[31] 原文转发[32] 原文评论[34]转发理由:想起了孔秀……  赞[0] 转发[0] 评论[0] 收藏 置顶 删除 Android客户端
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转发了 烤尾巴吃的狐狸 的微博:这段笔记里的妹子挺萌的。小偷半夜入室盗窃，看到屋里有个十来岁的妹子，在灯下看书，一旁的小丫鬟熬不住，低着头已经睡熟了。小偷肆无忌惮地见啥拿啥，临走时，发现妹子当自己是小透明，看都没看一眼。他觉得这是对自己的不尊重，就拍了下妹子。妹子一下炸毛了：“你是不是想死！”把小偷收拾了一顿… ​​​原图 赞[31] 原文转发[32] 原文评论[34]转发理由:想起了孔秀……  赞[0] 转发[0] 评论[0] 收藏 置顶 删除 Android客户端<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9LGqg-8099","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lsngb.com\/M\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lsngb.com\/M\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lsngb.com\/M\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lsngb.com\/M\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lsngb.com\/M\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lsngb.com\/M\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lsngb.com\/M\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lsngb.com\/M\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lsngb.com\/M\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}