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转发了 静得斋主人 的微博:师兄作为考官参加今年的艺考面试，刚给我讲了两则奇事，太过经典，不敢独吞，与诸位分享。考官问：请举黄梅戏发展中的两个代表人物。考生：新凤霞。还有呢？旧凤霞。。。。考官问：你对西厢记中的红娘怎么评价？考生：是和柳梦梅谈恋爱的那个么？。。。 ​​​ 赞[0] 原文转发[59] 原文评论[17]转发理由:哎呦喂，终于知道高中那弱智的文学常识题都哪来的素材了\/\/@菜园儿三哥:杜丽娘阴魂不散，掐死你\/\/@杨派小七: \/\/@壹縷閑情:哇欧~正解呀\/\/@损德堂筱玉: \"[l]\" \/\/@南北雪: \/\/@蕙蕙83:转发微博  赞[0] 转发[0] 评论[0] 收藏 置顶 删除 Android客户端
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